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Posts Tagged ‘cereal’

Obama’s Further Attempts to Indoctrinate Children

Posted by ALmod on September 7, 2009

Yesterday, I addressed the problems with Obama’s school speech and his plans to use the very holiday of Christmas to spread his evil lies.  Today, I will reveal his more sinister plans.

As we all know, the Kenyan government has plotted his election since the 1960s.  Barack Hussein Obama was not born in the United States and is therefore not eligible to be our president.  We all know the rest of the story about the false newspaper birth announcement and his forged birth certificate, but this scandal goes much deeper than most people realize.

Chicago has given us many things, but there’s something that many people overlook.  Quaker Oats is headquartered in Chicago.  That sounds innocent enough until you look at some of the details.  Quaker Oats currently produces several brand name kids’ cereals and Aunt Jemima pancakes, among other things.  It’s also owned by the very liberal company Pepsico, which has been very publicly denounced by family oriented groups and even boycotted for their support of the gay rights filth-filled agenda within their own private corporation.  If anyone has any question as to which side of the political spectrum Pepsico leans, one only needs to watch these two very NOT SAFE FOR WORK commercials:

So here we have a very liberal-leaning company that is based out of Chicago.  Is there any question that this is a company that might bend to the will of The One?

You might have noticed a line of Pepsi and Mountain Dew drinks labeled as “Throwback.”  These drinks contain sugar instead of corn syrup and are supposed to be the first in a line of Pepsi products that are a “throwback” to their earlier counterparts.  Children’s breakfast cereal is in line to be included.  If you might recall, one of the cool toys to get back in the 1950s was a “secret decoder ring.”  Parents beware.  Pepsi plans to bring this back along with secret codes that will be given during children’s programing on Saturday mornings and weekday afternoons.  It is quite obvious that Pepsico plans to use these messages to spread their (and Obama’s) liberal message to our children.

Please write your newspapers, congressmen, and other leaders and tell them that this is unacceptable.  Call your grocery stores and let them know that you refuse to shop there until they pull every single child’s breakfast cereal off their shelves!  In fact, if you see a store that so much as has milk in stock, I suggest leaving your cart and walking out right then and there.  We will NOT stand for this very brazen attempt to get to our kids!

Obama O'sEDIT:  As if all this wasn’t enough, there’s actually an Obama breakfast cereal slated to be released.  The radio song even goes so far as to sing, “Mommy, can I have some please?”  This is sure to get your little one begging you to buy it.  Not since “I want my Maypo!” have we seen such an attempt to get kids to annoy their parents.


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